Coffee With Mike: September 2018

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Welcome
Medical
Catholic Answers National Conference, “Faith and Science”
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
The Bible study teacher asked, “Now, Jessie, tell me, do you say prayers before meals?” “Yes sir,” he said. “But we don’t have to. My mom is a very good cook.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
- Philippians 1:1–2
  Catholic Answers National Conference September 27-30, 2018
  Faith and Science
- Parish Men’s Retreat: Be Not Anxious! Living in the Peace of Christ.
Book Report
- the practice of the presence of God by Brother Lawrence
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
Hair Care
A boy asks his father if could use the family car and the father replies, “No, not until you cut your hair!” The boy replies, “But Dad, Jesus had long hair!” And his father replied, “Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere as well.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
- Parish Men’s Retreat: Be Not Anxious! Living in the Peace of Christ.
  September 21 – 23
  We live in times of anxiety. “Things fall apart,” wrote the poet William Butler Yeats. “The center cannot hold.” Or so it seems. A recent newspaper headline shouted: “It’s not just you; we’re all living in the United States of Anxiety.” Indeed, we live in a social, political, and religious climate that is all too frequently angry, polarized, and fragmented. A tough time to be an authentic Christian! But one brimming with opportunities.
- Catholic Answers National Conference September 27-30, 2018
  Faith and Science
Feedback
Book Report
- Dare to Drop the Pose by Craig Groeschel
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
Meal Prayer #1
A five year old said grace at family dinner one night. “Dear God, thank you for these pancakes.” When he concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled and said, “I thought I’d see if He was paying attention tonight.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
- Parish Men’s Retreat: Be Not Anxious! Living in the Peace of Christ.
  September 21 – 23
- Catholic Answers National Conference September 27-30, 2018
  Faith and Science
Feedback
Book Report
- The Biggest Lie in the History of Christianity: How Modern Culture Is Robbing Billions of People of Happiness by Matthew Kelly
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
Baby Crying
Arlene brought home her newborn baby and he kept on crying every night for a week. After a week, five year old Andy asked his Mom, “Where did you get him from?” Arlene calmly said holding the crying infant, “He was sent from heaven.” Andy spoke up again and said, “I bet I know why he was sent from heaven, God wanted it quiet up there.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
- The Terry & Jesse Show
Tick Tock
- “Put Your Phone In 'Do Not Disturb' Mode Forever”
Give Away
- St. Benedict Medal
Humor
Baseball Umpires
Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. With a beguiling sneer, Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between the team from the heavenly host and his own handpicked abyss boys. “Very well”, said St. Peter, “But you realize, I hope, that we have all of the good players and the best coaches, too.” “I know,” said Satan calmly, “but we have all of the umpires.”
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