Coffee With Mike

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Welcome
Faith Stuff
- Baptism of the Lord – Last Day of Christmas
- THE SACRAMENT OF BAPTISM
Feedback
- Patrick via e-mail
  Mary Jean on Facebook
  Stop Hounding the Knights of Columbus
  Patrick on Facebook
Book Report
- Your Best Year Ever: A 5-Step Plan for Achieving Your Most Important Goals by Michael Hyatt
Humor
God Knows All Things
Neither coaxing nor threatening would get the 6-year old Samuel to admit he’d told a lie. Finally, his frustrated mother blurted out, “God knows if you’re lying.” “I know He does.” said Samuel calmly. “But I know He won’t tell.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Knights of Columbus
Senator Kamala Harris, Senator Mazie Hirono, Judge Brian Buescher, and the Knights of Columbus
- Written questions, 44 pages of Q & A from Senator Feinstein, Senator Durbin, Senator Coons, Senator Hirono, Senator Booker, and Senator Harris to Judge Buescher.
- Carl Anderson, Supreme Knight of the Knights of Columbus responded to the membership of the Knights of Columbus with an e-mail.
Humor
Favorite Hymns:
The Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him With Many Crowns.
The Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn: There Is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn: Standing On the Promises
The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes That I May See
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
I wonder
- I Heard the Bells On Christmas Day
Faith Stuff
- Memorial Acclamation
Tick Tock
- Full Focus Planner
Feedback
Humor
Driving Nuns
Two nuns in a grocery store were debating which one should drive back to the convent. One said, “You drive, Sister Mary, and I’ll pray.” “What’s the matter?”, Sister Mary asked, “Don’t you trust my praying?”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Faith Stuff
- Living Liturgy from Liturgical Press
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Medical
Humor
Family Prayer
A little boy’s prayer: “Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we’re gonna be in a big mess.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter

Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
Catholic Answers National Conference, “Faith and Science”
Feedback
- Is Religion Opposed to Science
- Open skies: Vatican Observatory preparing public stargazing tour
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Noah’s Ark…
Don’t miss the boat. Remember, we are all in the same boat.
2. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
3. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do somethubg big.
4. Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
5. Build your future on high ground.
6. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
7. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the Cheetahs.
8. When you’re stressed, float a while.
9. Remember, the ark was built by an amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
10. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Catholic Answers National Conference, “Faith and Science”
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
The Bible study teacher asked, “Now, Jessie, tell me, do you say prayers before meals?” “Yes sir,” he said. “But we don’t have to. My mom is a very good cook.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up

Welcome
Medical
Faith Stuff
- Philippians 1:1–2
  Catholic Answers National Conference September 27-30, 2018
  Faith and Science
- Parish Men’s Retreat: Be Not Anxious! Living in the Peace of Christ.
Book Report
- the practice of the presence of God by Brother Lawrence
Give Away
- Benedict Medal
Humor
Hair Care
A boy asks his father if could use the family car and the father replies, “No, not until you cut your hair!” The boy replies, “But Dad, Jesus had long hair!” And his father replied, “Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere as well.”
- Our Mouths were Filled with Laughter
Wrap-up